single shopping

briggie · 03-04-2010, 23:58

a man is queueing at a 5 items or less checkout...the girl in front of him turns round and looks at his basket..he has a 4 pack of lager and a indian meal for one..she smiles at him....he looks in her basket and sees a bottle of lambini and a chinese meal for one....he says to her 'your single arent you'...she gives a girlie giggle and says 'yes, how did you know'....the man replies 'coz your a ugly cow!'

extreme-4x4 · 04-04-2010, 00:03

that line worked for me ,

03-04-2010, 23:58	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	single shopping a man is queueing at a 5 items or less checkout...the girl in front of him turns round and looks at his basket..he has a 4 pack of lager and a indian meal for one..she smiles at him....he looks in her basket and sees a bottle of lambini and a chinese meal for one....he says to her 'your single arent you'...she gives a girlie giggle and says 'yes, how did you know'....the man replies 'coz your a ugly cow!'

04-04-2010, 00:03	#2
extreme-4x4 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: WALES Posts: 6,295	that line worked for me ,