Hall of shame

lacroupade · 15-05-2009, 10:59

Right, here's your chance to get it off your chest.....we want you to own up to all those embarrassing things we don't already know about you....!!!! As many as you like to quote....!

Heres my starter:

1. I bought a Renault Clio

(for my daughter, honest!)
2. I own three flat caps (but no ferret).

3. I have a pair of white leather golfing gloves

(Yes I do have some golf clubs!).
4. I personally named one of our cats Teapot.

(I think I must have been drunk at the time?).
5. I like pink blancmange....

zippy656 · 15-05-2009, 11:04

Ok Im up for this.

1. I set fire to my bed. ( yes i was in it at the time ) i was only 13, not smoking.

lacroupade · 15-05-2009, 11:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippy656

Ok Im up for this.

1. I set fire to my bed. ( yes i was in it at the time ) i was only 13, not smoking.

Friction burns???? LMAO!

zippy656 · 15-05-2009, 11:18

nope was reading. was useing a candle as id been told off for having the light on. so beeing clever i got a candle..

mum came up, so beeing clever i hid the candle under the bed. ( didnt blow it out though )

extreme-4x4 · 15-05-2009, 18:32

so who was it that called the pussy... licky

then paul

lacroupade · 15-05-2009, 18:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by extreme-4x4

so who was it that called the pussy... licky

then paul

and who is it that drives a VOLVO???

makeitfit · 15-05-2009, 19:04

Think you spelt that wrong

3. I have a pair of white leather golfing gloves LMFAO
I too have a golf club, it's for twating the mole hills

lacroupade · 15-05-2009, 19:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by makeitfit

Think you spelt that wrong

3. I have a pair of white leather golfing gloves LMFAO
I too have a golf club, it's for twating the mole hills

Wolwo???

(RIP) PLANK · 15-05-2009, 20:48

off topic but i had a firend years ago who called his cat 'cooking fat' think about it!

mav · 16-05-2009, 01:17

Sorry still thinking ?????

Deleted Member D · 16-05-2009, 06:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by PLANK

off topic but i had a firend years ago who called his cat 'cooking fat' think about it!

errrrrrrrrrrrrrm

Cooking fat ? Is it Cockaneez rhyming slang for cat ?

(RIP) PLANK · 16-05-2009, 12:44

ok maybe not as easy as i thought!

swap the first letters!

16-05-2009, 16:21

Too much beer......

House roof......

Strange sense of flying......

2 shattered legs, 1 month in traction, 12 months off work......

Liam · 17-05-2009, 16:20

I owned a Fiat 850
I also owned a Simca 1000
Once borrowed a pair of surgical stockings from my wife's Auntie, for a fan belt repair,honest. She still moans because I never replaced them.

18-05-2009, 01:00

er............ ok
1) So when i was 19.....

Got really really really really really drunk on stella, bud, tequlia slamers, sambuca flamers, apple sours, jack daniels, vodka, southern comfort and some funny cocktail thing couple with 1 (or 5) cans of redbull i went a 'run' round my town with nout on but my boots at 2am. pity there was a party on at the village hall that was just finishing.

Seen by around 150 people and cheered on

.

ran 1.5 mile back to the pub when the alcohol and the nite's tea decided to come back up all over the bar.... Haven't been back to the bar since.

2) Went out for a meal with said girl at the time. Got leathered on shots and beer. getting 'close' on the living room floor, spewed up on the floor. lots of times. Said girl put me to bed, cleaned up all the mess then came to bed. took her to work the next day..... and have never heard from her since

I see a pattern here......

15-05-2009, 10:59	#1
lacroupade Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: All hail to the Glove of Love... Posts: 9,212	Hall of shame Right, here's your chance to get it off your chest.....we want you to own up to all those embarrassing things we don't already know about you....!!!! As many as you like to quote....! Heres my starter: 1. I bought a Renault Clio (for my daughter, honest!) 2. I own three flat caps (but no ferret). 3. I have a pair of white leather golfing gloves (Yes I do have some golf clubs!). 4. I personally named one of our cats Teapot. (I think I must have been drunk at the time?). 5. I like pink blancmange....

15-05-2009, 11:04	#2
zippy656 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Devizes Wiltshire Vehicle: Nissan Note Ntec 1.5 Posts: 14,138	Ok Im up for this. 1. I set fire to my bed. ( yes i was in it at the time ) i was only 13, not smoking.

15-05-2009, 11:18	#4
zippy656 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Devizes Wiltshire Vehicle: Nissan Note Ntec 1.5 Posts: 14,138	nope was reading. was useing a candle as id been told off for having the light on. so beeing clever i got a candle.. mum came up, so beeing clever i hid the candle under the bed. ( didnt blow it out though )

15-05-2009, 18:32	#5
extreme-4x4 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: WALES Posts: 6,295	so who was it that called the pussy... licky then paul

15-05-2009, 19:04	#7
makeitfit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: on the beach WEST WALES Vehicle: Maverick TDi BLACK mmm Posts: 15,136	Think you spelt that wrong 3. I have a pair of white leather golfing gloves LMFAO I too have a golf club, it's for twating the mole hills

15-05-2009, 20:48	#9
(RIP) PLANK Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Central England, in the Heart of the Black Country Vehicle: T2 2004 TDI SE LWB Posts: 7,740	off topic but i had a firend years ago who called his cat 'cooking fat' think about it!

16-05-2009, 01:17	#10
mav Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: South Posts: 1,748	Sorry still thinking ?????

16-05-2009, 12:44	#12
(RIP) PLANK Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Central England, in the Heart of the Black Country Vehicle: T2 2004 TDI SE LWB Posts: 7,740	ok maybe not as easy as i thought! swap the first letters!

16-05-2009, 16:21	#13
wagpap Guest Posts: n/a	Too much beer...... House roof...... Strange sense of flying...... 2 shattered legs, 1 month in traction, 12 months off work......

17-05-2009, 16:20	#14
Liam Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Laois,Ireland Posts: 923	I owned a Fiat 850 I also owned a Simca 1000 Once borrowed a pair of surgical stockings from my wife's Auntie, for a fan belt repair,honest. She still moans because I never replaced them.

18-05-2009, 01:00	#15
johnboy Guest Posts: n/a	er............ ok 1) So when i was 19..... Got really really really really really drunk on stella, bud, tequlia slamers, sambuca flamers, apple sours, jack daniels, vodka, southern comfort and some funny cocktail thing couple with 1 (or 5) cans of redbull i went a 'run' round my town with nout on but my boots at 2am. pity there was a party on at the village hall that was just finishing. Seen by around 150 people and cheered on . ran 1.5 mile back to the pub when the alcohol and the nite's tea decided to come back up all over the bar.... Haven't been back to the bar since. 2) Went out for a meal with said girl at the time. Got leathered on shots and beer. getting 'close' on the living room floor, spewed up on the floor. lots of times. Said girl put me to bed, cleaned up all the mess then came to bed. took her to work the next day..... and have never heard from her since I see a pattern here......