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Old 14-02-2009, 18:01   #1
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Talking Just been sent this.. Need a drink now..

To my friends and relatives who enjoy a glass of wine . . . And those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said, 'In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria'. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. (that's over 2 pounds).

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop,





Win e = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
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