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01-03-2017, 10:28 | #1 |
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How many forum members does it take to change the oil and filter on a Terrano?
1 who actually changes the oil and filter.
90 who complain about the price of the oil and filter, how manufacturers are fleecing everybody and how they're not going to play the manufacturers' game anymore. 5 who claim that you can make the oil and filter from common household materials for cheap. 3 who go off on a tangent and complain about Nissan because they're not all that compatible with everybody else's oils and filters. And finally, 1 who claims he knows everything there is to know about oils and filters, their history, their eventual demise and who insists the golden age of oils and filters ended with the Wilson government. (I 'lifted' this off t'internet.) |
01-03-2017, 10:34 | #2 |
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How many forum members does it take to change oil & filter.
I thought the answer was about 30.
One to change the oil and filter plus 29 to offer advice on coping with the change in engine noise. |
01-03-2017, 10:40 | #3 |
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Lol
I think you might have the figures a bit low, you forgot.. 10, 2 to actually work together to remove the pesky filter, and 8 to try and clear up all the spilt oil from the engine bay, suspension components, cross members and driveway. 20 to say you should have a body lift/3.0l, easy. Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk |
01-03-2017, 11:00 | #4 |
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still waiting for the punchline
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01-03-2017, 14:02 | #5 |
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That's the advantage of a land rover, due to it's continious self drain facility, you only need to keep topping it up.
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