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Old 13-04-2016, 22:09   #1
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Red face holiday chuckle

Siamese twins walk into a bar in Australia and park themselves on a bar stool.
One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Fosters beers, draft, please."
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?"
"Off to America next month," says John. "We go to America every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim ?" Jim agrees.
"Ah, America !" says the bartender. "Wonderful country ... New York , L.A, Vegas ..."
"Nah, we don't like that American crap," says John. "Meat pies and Fosters beer, that's us, eh Jim ? And we can't stand the Yanks - they're so arrogant and rude."
"So why keep going to America ?" asks the bartender.
"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."...
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