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Old 19-11-2015, 21:42   #1
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A man walks into a Welsh pub, and orders a white wine spritzer. The bar goes silent as everyone stares at him...
"Where are you from..? You sound English boyo"
"I'm from just across the Severn" replies the man nervously.
"What do you do, just across the Severn then..?"
"I'm a taxidermist"
"What on earth is one of those then..?"
"I mount animals"
"It’s alright boys," shouts the barman.
"He's one of us..!"
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Old 20-11-2015, 00:10   #2
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Old 20-11-2015, 06:02   #3
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