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Old 16-11-2015, 12:05   #1
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Once upon a time there was a female brain cell, which by mistake happened to end up in a man's head.
She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.
"Hello", she cried, but there was no answer.
"Is there anyone here?" She cried a little louder, but still no answer.
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice. "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE??"
Then she heard faint voices from far, far away..............
"We're down here...
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Old 16-11-2015, 12:17   #2
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Old 16-11-2015, 14:02   #3
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Love it!
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Old 16-11-2015, 17:22   #4
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Lol. Very good.

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Old 16-11-2015, 17:26   #5
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If a woman thinks that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, tell her she's aiming about 6 inches too high....
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Old 17-11-2015, 14:26   #6
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Old 17-11-2015, 14:28   #7
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If a woman thinks that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, tell her she's aiming about 6 inches too high....
Ha ha ha, does that not depend on the current standing status

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