fancy a drink ?

briggie · 08-11-2015, 20:05

I was standing at the bar when a girl came up to me.
"Fancy buying me a drink?" She said,
"Sure," I replied. "If you let me choose."
"Okay," she grinned. "But how will you know what I want?"
"Well, it's a talent," I smiled. "All I do is look a girl up and down and I know exactly what drink suits her best."
"Okay," she giggled. "You can choose for me."
So I turned to the barman and said, "Diet coke please mate."

08-11-2015, 20:05	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	fancy a drink ? I was standing at the bar when a girl came up to me. "Fancy buying me a drink?" She said, "Sure," I replied. "If you let me choose." "Okay," she grinned. "But how will you know what I want?" "Well, it's a talent," I smiled. "All I do is look a girl up and down and I know exactly what drink suits her best." "Okay," she giggled. "You can choose for me." So I turned to the barman and said, "Diet coke please mate."