Go Back   :::.Nissan 4x4 Owners Club.::: > General > The Clubs Virtual Pub > Jokes humor and fun

Jokes humor and fun Keep it clean(ish)

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 28-10-2015, 03:50   #1
rustic
Senior Member
Click here to find out how to become a paid up member
 
rustic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Staffordshire
Vehicle: Maverick Mk I 2.7 TD LWB
Posts: 7,825
Default Policemen need operations too.

A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.

The doctors operated and advised him that all was well, however,
the officer kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.
Worried that it might mean a second surgery and the doctors hadn't
told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his
hospital gown up enough so he could look at what
was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts
were three wide strips of gaffer tape,
the kind that doesn't come off easily -- if at all.

Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence,

"Get well soon, from the nurse in the Ford Focus you pulled over last week."

__________________
Ford Maverick GLX 1995 2.7TD LWB in illusion silver, 98k miles. Owned since new, for 22 years.
Best car I have ever owned.
Just wish I could drive it more.
rustic is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28-10-2015, 04:36   #2
emjaybee
Senior Member
Click here to find out how to become a paid up member
 
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Oxfordshire
Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door.
Posts: 1,536
Default

Nice one !



Can't sleep bloke?

Or like me, watching the World Series Baseball!!

emjaybee is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28-10-2015, 08:30   #3
rustic
Senior Member
Click here to find out how to become a paid up member
 
rustic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Staffordshire
Vehicle: Maverick Mk I 2.7 TD LWB
Posts: 7,825
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by emjaybee View Post
...Can't sleep bloke?
Or like me, watching the World Series Baseball!!
No... big day today, first visit to oncologist consultant, after 6 weeks of extensive hormone treatment to see if any of it has made any difference. Had more blood tests on monday including the PSA test, first one, since diagnosis.
I am a worrier, first broken night for a while.
Rustic
__________________
Ford Maverick GLX 1995 2.7TD LWB in illusion silver, 98k miles. Owned since new, for 22 years.
Best car I have ever owned.
Just wish I could drive it more.
rustic is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28-10-2015, 08:37   #4
don simon
Senior Member
Click here to find out how to become a paid up member
 
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Gone.
Vehicle: Terrano ii
Posts: 2,215
Default

Good luck with today.
With regard to the joke....
don simon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28-10-2015, 11:54   #5
Lazy-Ferret
Senior Member
Click here to find out how to become a paid up member
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Sevenoaks, Kent
Vehicle: Terrano 2.7TDi SE Touring
Posts: 5,221
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by don simon View Post
Good luck with today.
With regard to the joke....
Ditto.... ditto...
Quote:
Originally Posted by rustic View Post
A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.

The doctors operated and advised him that all was well, however,
the officer kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.
Worried that it might mean a second surgery and the doctors hadn't
told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his
hospital gown up enough so he could look at what
was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts
were three wide strips of gaffer tape,
the kind that doesn't come off easily -- if at all.

Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence,

"Get well soon, from the nurse in the Ford Focus you pulled over last week."

lol

Sent from my SM-T705 using Tapatalk
Lazy-Ferret is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28-10-2015, 12:48   #6
emjaybee
Senior Member
Click here to find out how to become a paid up member
 
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Oxfordshire
Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door.
Posts: 1,536
Default

We're all rooting for you.

emjaybee is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28-10-2015, 14:16   #7
johnb5177
Senior Member
Click here to find out how to become a paid up member
 
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Swansea, S.Wales
Vehicle: 02Terrano II 3.0 SVE Auto
Posts: 1,586
Default

Good luck Uncle...........
johnb5177 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28-10-2015, 14:25   #8
rustic
Senior Member
Click here to find out how to become a paid up member
 
rustic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Staffordshire
Vehicle: Maverick Mk I 2.7 TD LWB
Posts: 7,825
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by don simon View Post
Good luck with today.
With regard to the joke....
Actually the joke was nearly quite appropriate, except I'm not a policeman lol. and the young nurses are very very kind
They are all wanting to look at my .... (catheter)
I'm going to get done for flashing soon. lol...

Anyhow, we had the meeting at the Hospital and good news, my PSA levels have dropped from 12.8 to 2.8 the same as it was a couple of years ago.
Whilst not a cure, it is certainly putting a hold on it for now, the Hormone treatment and the trial hormones are working.


The hospital were expecting a slight reduction but not by that much.
So good news at this time..

In 4 weeks the catheter comes out, and if I have full control and less urgency, and less frequency, then I will carry on with out it. Sorry girls for too much information, but it might affect a man near you...

You guys have been telling me to fight it... and damn well I am.
Thanks guys for all the support.

Uncle Rustic.
__________________
Ford Maverick GLX 1995 2.7TD LWB in illusion silver, 98k miles. Owned since new, for 22 years.
Best car I have ever owned.
Just wish I could drive it more.
rustic is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28-10-2015, 14:34   #9
don simon
Senior Member
Click here to find out how to become a paid up member
 
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Gone.
Vehicle: Terrano ii
Posts: 2,215
Default

Quote:
You guys have been telling me to fight it... and damn well I am.
Thanks guys for all the support.
Brilliant news.
don simon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28-10-2015, 14:42   #10
emjaybee
Senior Member
Click here to find out how to become a paid up member
 
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Oxfordshire
Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door.
Posts: 1,536
Default

That's great news, a good step, down a long road I know, I am sure we are all very happy for you.

emjaybee is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28-10-2015, 15:33   #11
bry
Senior Member
Click here to find out how to become a paid up member
 
Join Date: May 2013
Location: South Yorkshire..
Vehicle: Nissan Terrano MK 2 SE
Posts: 1,757
Default

Well done..
bry is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28-10-2015, 18:50   #12
johnb5177
Senior Member
Click here to find out how to become a paid up member
 
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Swansea, S.Wales
Vehicle: 02Terrano II 3.0 SVE Auto
Posts: 1,586
Default

Excellent news, so pleased to hear it.......
johnb5177 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28-10-2015, 21:24   #13
solarman216
Off road maniac
Click here to find out how to become a paid up member
 
solarman216's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Bexhill on Sea
Vehicle: Y60 Patrol Me, 3 ltr Mrs
Posts: 17,431
Default

Well done Rustic, It can be beaten, I believe that this stuff is caused by your own body, so your own body can change it for the good, Rick
__________________
Ex banger racer now off road maniac
Lokka on the front with manual hubs
Diff lock on rear
3 inch SS straight through exhaust
Manly winch bumper with 13000 lb winch
10 spike ground anchor, with multiple straps and blocks
Super strong body cills capped with scaffold pole
20% stronger springs all round
aggressive off road tyres on wheels so just swap.
Aim to get stuck and be completely self sufficient in extraction, love getting muddy, 2ft deep is good but rare.
solarman216 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28-10-2015, 21:57   #14
rustic
Senior Member
Click here to find out how to become a paid up member
 
rustic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Staffordshire
Vehicle: Maverick Mk I 2.7 TD LWB
Posts: 7,825
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by solarman216 View Post
Well done Rustic, It can be beaten, I believe that this stuff is caused by your own body, so your own body can change it for the good, Rick
Well it's not a cure, but it appears it has been slown down, only a new MRI or CT can then compare past and present, but the fact the treatment has so far made a big difference, in such a short time...
I still have the catheter for another 4 weeks, then if the trial removal gives back reasonable control, I may be able to do without it. Still a long time to go.
__________________
Ford Maverick GLX 1995 2.7TD LWB in illusion silver, 98k miles. Owned since new, for 22 years.
Best car I have ever owned.
Just wish I could drive it more.
rustic is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28-10-2015, 22:21   #15
solarman216
Off road maniac
Click here to find out how to become a paid up member
 
solarman216's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Bexhill on Sea
Vehicle: Y60 Patrol Me, 3 ltr Mrs
Posts: 17,431
Default

yes but the advance is more than the doctors expected, the rest came from you, keep at it mate you can beat it, my Father did TB and cancer what killed him early was an injury to his leg, only minor so thought nothing of it, but caused a thrombosis, think that is what they call a blood clot? Rick
__________________
Ex banger racer now off road maniac
Lokka on the front with manual hubs
Diff lock on rear
3 inch SS straight through exhaust
Manly winch bumper with 13000 lb winch
10 spike ground anchor, with multiple straps and blocks
Super strong body cills capped with scaffold pole
20% stronger springs all round
aggressive off road tyres on wheels so just swap.
Aim to get stuck and be completely self sufficient in extraction, love getting muddy, 2ft deep is good but rare.
solarman216 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 22:08.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
Images online photo albums