Piles!

Terranical · 21-01-2015, 20:23

Bloke from Barnsley has piles. Asks the chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream". "Aye" says the chemist, "Magnum or Cornetto"

spinna · 21-01-2015, 21:09

Oh dear

briggie · 21-01-2015, 21:35

A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone, yer daft begger!"

briggie · 21-01-2015, 21:36

A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.

Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom ?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi' us."

supergnome · 21-01-2015, 22:02

Pete Is this a come-back.. Those two are good uns.David.

briggie · 21-01-2015, 22:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by supergnome

Pete Is this a come-back.. Those two are good uns.David.

ive never gone away mate , just got a lot on my plate with studying

Terranical · 21-01-2015, 22:55

Mamma Mia, a classic Abba song, or a lad telling his mum he's arrived.

21-01-2015, 20:23	#1
Terranical Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Resident in Bristol, Terrano in Spain Vehicle: 1994 Terrano 2.7TD SWB Posts: 1,398	Piles! Bloke from Barnsley has piles. Asks the chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream". "Aye" says the chemist, "Magnum or Cornetto"

21-01-2015, 21:09	#2
spinna Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Telford, Shropshire Vehicle: Nissan Patrol y60 4.2d Posts: 1,287	Oh dear

21-01-2015, 21:35	#3
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by. Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?" Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?" Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone, yer daft begger!"

21-01-2015, 21:36	#4
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet. Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat." Vet: "Is it a tom ?" Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi' us."

21-01-2015, 22:02	#5
supergnome Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Isle of Axholme Vehicle: T2, 2.7 TDI 2002 lwb Posts: 955	Pete Is this a come-back.. Those two are good uns.David.

21-01-2015, 22:55	#7
Terranical Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Resident in Bristol, Terrano in Spain Vehicle: 1994 Terrano 2.7TD SWB Posts: 1,398	Mamma Mia, a classic Abba song, or a lad telling his mum he's arrived.