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Old 06-07-2014, 08:47   #1
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Default Sunday morning quiz, how sharp are you?

To test your mental acuity, answer the following questions

1. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name?

2. A clerk at a butcher shop stands five feet ten inches tall and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?

5. What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

6. Billie was born on December 28th, yet her birthday always falls in the summer. How is this possible?

7. In British Columbia you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

8. If you were running a race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

9. Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg is white” or “The yolk of the egg are white?”

10. A farmer has five haystacks in one field and four haystacks in another. How many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in one.



Most are obvious, if some are not answered correctly, I will post them later on..
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You missed the one about the 19 year old terrano and wax oil
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You missed the one about the 19 year old terrano and wax oil
Yes but that's not a joke, and I never joke about it...
Just mention it at every possible opportunity...

Remember.... I didn't bring it up this time though...
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You missed the one about the 19 year old terrano and wax oil
But here is a joke...

What is just over 19 years old, covered in waxoyl?














Ryan, when he undersealed his old "96 Terrano" ...

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This is very good ,it took me a bit of time but got them all in the end
I think the hardest are the Butchers Clark and Billie's birthday
Good one Rustic
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This is very good ,it took me a bit of time but got them all in the end :
I think the hardest are the Butchers Clark and Billie's birthday
Good one Rustic
I still get stuck on No.1 Name of next child...
And I know the answer
Sometimes you don't listen to what you read..
You make assumptions, sometimes missing the obvious.


A lesson in life in general..
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Johhny
Meat
Mt Everest
None
Incorrectly
Lives south of equator
You neet a camera
2nd
Neither
One
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Awwww , Spoilt it now
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Johhny
Meat
Mt Everest
None
Incorrectly
Lives south of equator
You neet a camera
2nd
Neither
One
Well it was a Sunday "MORNING" quiz



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Answers

1. Johnny.
2. Meat.
3. Mt. Everest. It just wasn’t discovered yet.
4. There is no dirt in a hole.
5. Incorrectly (except when it is spelled incorrecktly).
6. Billie lives in the southern hemisphere.
7. You can’t take a picture with a wooden leg. You need a camera (or iPad or cell phone) to take a picture.
8. You would be in 2nd place. You passed the person in second place, not first.
9. Neither. Egg yolks are yellow.
10. One. If he combines all his haystacks, they all become one big stack.
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