little johnny joke

briggie · 05-02-2014, 07:40

The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers.

"Yes," he says, "My dad taught me."

"Good! Can you tell me what comes after three."

"Four," answers little Johnny.

"What comes after six?"

"Seven."

"Very good," says the teacher. "Your father did a good job. What comes after ten?"

"A jack," says little Johnny.

exosteve · 05-02-2014, 09:04

05-02-2014, 07:40	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	little johnny joke The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers. "Yes," he says, "My dad taught me." "Good! Can you tell me what comes after three." "Four," answers little Johnny. "What comes after six?" "Seven." "Very good," says the teacher. "Your father did a good job. What comes after ten?" "A jack," says little Johnny.

05-02-2014, 09:04	#2
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