Pickle Factory

supergnome · 13-05-2012, 11:57

Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a Polish pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his todger in the pickle slicer.
He sought help from the factory psychologist, but after six months the therapist gave up, he advised Yossel to go ahead and do it or he would never have peace of mind.
The next day Yossel came home from work early, his wife wanted to know why he was home so early?
Yossel tearfully confessed that he had put his todger in the pickle slicer, and because of that he had been sacked.
The wife quickly pulled his trousers down, but his todger was normal, completely intact, she said I don,t understand, what about the pickle slicer?

Yossel replied "I think she got fired too"

rustic · 13-05-2012, 14:31

I will never look at a pickled gherkin again without thinking about this joke.

It was a joke wasn't it....

13-05-2012, 11:57	#1
supergnome Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Isle of Axholme Vehicle: T2, 2.7 TDI 2002 lwb Posts: 955	Pickle Factory Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a Polish pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his todger in the pickle slicer. He sought help from the factory psychologist, but after six months the therapist gave up, he advised Yossel to go ahead and do it or he would never have peace of mind. The next day Yossel came home from work early, his wife wanted to know why he was home so early? Yossel tearfully confessed that he had put his todger in the pickle slicer, and because of that he had been sacked. The wife quickly pulled his trousers down, but his todger was normal, completely intact, she said I don,t understand, what about the pickle slicer? Yossel replied "I think she got fired too"

13-05-2012, 14:31	#2
rustic Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Staffordshire Vehicle: Maverick Mk I 2.7 TD LWB Posts: 7,825	I will never look at a pickled gherkin again without thinking about this joke. It was a joke wasn't it.... __________________ Ford Maverick GLX 1995 2.7TD LWB in illusion silver, 98k miles. Owned since new, for 22 years. Best car I have ever owned. Just wish I could drive it more.