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Old 19-11-2010, 22:52   #1
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Default My mate found a magic lamp

My mate found a magic lamp rubbed it and a genie popped out "master you have one wish" said the genie. " I want to live forever" said my mate . "Ahhh that is the only thing I cannot grant master" "Ok I want to live untill England win the world cup again" said my mate". "You crafty bastard" said the genie.
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Old 19-11-2010, 22:57   #2
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or so they say
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Old 20-11-2010, 01:46   #3
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not a chance of winning anything soon, by soon i mean the next 20yrs,

i reckon only chance of winning is if harry redknap takes over as manager.
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