lollypop factory

Muzz · 27-01-2009, 20:55

Three men where captured by savages and told that their manhoods would be removed in a manner appropriate to their jobs.

The first man was a lumberjack so he would have his chopped off.

The second man was a butcher so his manhood would be sliced off.

The third man just stood laughing, when his captors asked "Why?" he said "I work in a lollypop factory!"

wolf · 27-01-2009, 21:35

So what if you were a bell ringer?

tezzer · 27-01-2009, 23:27

they pull it off with a bit of string.

tezzer

extreme-4x4 · 28-01-2009, 00:50

but if you worked for dyson... it wouldn't be so bad

27-01-2009, 20:55	#1
Muzz Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: North West Vehicle: Nissan Terrano II Posts: 186	lollypop factory Three men where captured by savages and told that their manhoods would be removed in a manner appropriate to their jobs. The first man was a lumberjack so he would have his chopped off. The second man was a butcher so his manhood would be sliced off. The third man just stood laughing, when his captors asked "Why?" he said "I work in a lollypop factory!"

27-01-2009, 21:35	#2
wolf Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Longford, Ireland Vehicle: Nissan Terrano II '98 Posts: 432	So what if you were a bell ringer? __________________ Mods: Front Spots on Bull Bar, Sat Nav, All Purpose scanner with low profile aieral.

27-01-2009, 23:27	#3
tezzer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: basildon essex Vehicle: transit camper van 1987 Posts: 2,829	they pull it off with a bit of string. tezzer

28-01-2009, 00:50	#4
extreme-4x4 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: WALES Posts: 6,295	but if you worked for dyson... it wouldn't be so bad