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Old 20-09-2016, 20:16   #1
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My sexy Chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a roger.
It was only when I had my trousers round my ankles, that I realised she wanted to rent her spare room out!
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Old 20-09-2016, 20:43   #2
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Why you no rissan!!!!
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Old 20-09-2016, 21:14   #3
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My sexy Chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a roger.
It was only when I had my trousers round my ankles, that I realised she wanted to rent her spare room out!
I thought this was going to be a joke about radio hams lol.
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And with one swift stroke of the keyboard...

...Briggie's back!
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Old 20-09-2016, 22:09   #5
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rat was rubbery
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Old 21-09-2016, 17:36   #6
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And with one swift stroke of the keyboard...

...Briggie's back!
Relative sanity returns........read the joke, and something totally unprintable flashed through the sewer that passes for my brain.....
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