my turn for jokey

terranosaurusdoug · 25-08-2016, 10:32

I went to supermarket t'other day to buy some mineral water, I found it but could not pick it up, it was an evian

Blocky10 · 25-08-2016, 11:08

Lol. Must try harder

terranosaurusdoug · 25-08-2016, 12:34

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other "are you SURE you can drive this thing??"

Blocky10 · 25-08-2016, 14:46

Sorry pal. Went straight over the first time

terranosaurusdoug · 25-08-2016, 15:03

Do i have to post a dirty one?

Monaro Pete · 25-08-2016, 15:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by terranosaurusdoug

Do i have to post a dirty one?

Yes

terranosaurusdoug · 25-08-2016, 15:26

Bird pulls a rugby player on a night out, she takes him home and starts to undress him, she whips his shirt off and see's he has Reebok tattooed across his chest, she asks why and he explains that he gets money from Reebok if his shirt is ripped of in a match and the tattoo is exposed. He takes his trousers off and he has Nike tattooed on his upper thigh "same thing" he says smiling.

Finally she pulls his boxers down only to see Aids tattooed on his knob, he looks down at the horified girl and says "don't worry love, it'll say Adidas in a minute".

Monaro Pete · 25-08-2016, 15:53

That's better

Blocky10 · 25-08-2016, 19:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monaro Pete

That's better

See T-Doug. I wasn't the only one

briggie · 26-08-2016, 09:34

ah ha , I have competition ........ this is a good thing

25-08-2016, 10:32	#1
terranosaurusdoug Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: Yorkshire, J33 M62 Vehicle: 2000 Terrano lwb 2.7TDI Posts: 5,500	my turn for jokey I went to supermarket t'other day to buy some mineral water, I found it but could not pick it up, it was an evian

25-08-2016, 11:08	#2
Blocky10 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Welcome to Norwich, a fine city Vehicle: 2004 Terrano 3.0 SVE Auto Posts: 3,601	Lol. Must try harder

25-08-2016, 12:34	#3
terranosaurusdoug Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: Yorkshire, J33 M62 Vehicle: 2000 Terrano lwb 2.7TDI Posts: 5,500	Two fish in a tank, one says to the other "are you SURE you can drive this thing??"

25-08-2016, 14:46	#4
Blocky10 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Welcome to Norwich, a fine city Vehicle: 2004 Terrano 3.0 SVE Auto Posts: 3,601	Sorry pal. Went straight over the first time

25-08-2016, 15:03	#5
terranosaurusdoug Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: Yorkshire, J33 M62 Vehicle: 2000 Terrano lwb 2.7TDI Posts: 5,500	Do i have to post a dirty one?

25-08-2016, 15:26	#7
terranosaurusdoug Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: Yorkshire, J33 M62 Vehicle: 2000 Terrano lwb 2.7TDI Posts: 5,500	Bird pulls a rugby player on a night out, she takes him home and starts to undress him, she whips his shirt off and see's he has Reebok tattooed across his chest, she asks why and he explains that he gets money from Reebok if his shirt is ripped of in a match and the tattoo is exposed. He takes his trousers off and he has Nike tattooed on his upper thigh "same thing" he says smiling. Finally she pulls his boxers down only to see Aids tattooed on his knob, he looks down at the horified girl and says "don't worry love, it'll say Adidas in a minute".

25-08-2016, 15:53	#8
Monaro Pete Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Nr J28 M1 Vehicle: 03 Terrano 2.7 TDi Posts: 995	That's better

26-08-2016, 09:34	#10
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	ah ha , I have competition ........ this is a good thing