10-01-2009, 11:59 | #1 |
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urgent
She was standing in the kitchen Preparing to poach eggs for breakfast,wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in almost awake, 'you've got to make love to me this very moment.' my eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.' Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her T' shirt still around her neck. a little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, 'the egg timer's broken.' |
10-01-2009, 12:03 | #2 |
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WHAT! !!
YOU TOOK THAT LONG i must be doing some thing wrong.. |
10-01-2009, 14:05 | #3 |
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lmfao .... fantastic
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11-01-2009, 10:06 | #4 |
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good one
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