18-01-2017, 22:28 | #1 |
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Join Date: Jan 2016
Location: Yorkshire
Vehicle: 04 Terrano 3l sve TD auto
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Scrubber or twin-tub
Nicked from elsewhere but what the hell?
A man was following his wife and commented that with the weight she'd put on she reminded him of a washing machine. The wife said nothing and carried on walking. That night in bed the man became amorous and tried to arouse his wife. She replied " I'm not starting the washing machine for that little load - you can do it by hand". |
18-01-2017, 23:14 | #2 |
Off road maniac
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Bexhill on Sea
Vehicle: Y60 Patrol Me, 3 ltr Mrs
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that is a good one, Rick
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Ex banger racer now off road maniac Lokka on the front with manual hubs Diff lock on rear 3 inch SS straight through exhaust Manly winch bumper with 13000 lb winch 10 spike ground anchor, with multiple straps and blocks Super strong body cills capped with scaffold pole 20% stronger springs all round aggressive off road tyres on wheels so just swap. Aim to get stuck and be completely self sufficient in extraction, love getting muddy, 2ft deep is good but rare. |
20-01-2017, 19:37 | #3 |
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Join Date: Apr 2016
Location: Nr J28 M1
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