your weekend briggie joke

briggie · 14-01-2017, 22:13

Paddy was walking through a town one day when he say a shop with a notice in the window. The notice said "We sell everything". Paddy could not believe this so he went inside. He walked to the counter and asked the salesperson, "Do you really sell everything?" The salesperson said "Yes, everything".
Thinking this was too good to be true Paddy said "OK then could I have a jumper for a chicken?". The salesperson said "A jumper for a chicken?, hold on I will have to check the stock out the back"
Five minutes later, the salesperson returned with a brown paper bag. "Here you go, one jumper for a chicken"
"How much?" asked Paddy.
"Three quid." replied the salesperson.
"Three quid for a jumper for a chicken - excellent." said Paddy. So away he went. When he got outside he thought to himself that maybe he was done, so he looked inside the bag. At the bottom of the bag was a condom.
He was mad and stormed back into the shop. He screamed at the saleperson "Hey, I asked you for a jumper for a chicken and you have given me a condom - whats going on?"
The salesperson replied, "Sorry mate, I checked in the back and we seem to be all out of jumpers for chickens, all we had was a pullover for a cock!!..

zippy656 · 14-01-2017, 22:21

Great one

jims-terrano · 14-01-2017, 22:26

Glad you're still around Briggie. I was worried the polar bears might have got you up there in the yorkshire snow fields.

briggie · 14-01-2017, 22:41

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Originally Posted by jims-terrano

Glad you're still around Briggie. I was worried the polar bears might have got you up there in the yorkshire snow fields.

still here jim , got a lot of health issues , but still here

zippy656 · 14-01-2017, 22:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by briggie

still here jim , got a lot of health issues , but still here

Keep in there bud.

We would miss you.

Honest!!

jims-terrano · 14-01-2017, 22:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by briggie

still here jim , got a lot of health issues , but still here

Glad your still there Pete

emjaybee · 15-01-2017, 01:09

And the king retains his crown.

Oh yeah!

johnb5177 · 15-01-2017, 15:00

+1

Keep it going Briggie, you bring light into the sometimes gloom of life......

Monaro Pete · 15-01-2017, 18:14

Now that made me chuckle

14-01-2017, 22:13	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	your weekend briggie joke Paddy was walking through a town one day when he say a shop with a notice in the window. The notice said "We sell everything". Paddy could not believe this so he went inside. He walked to the counter and asked the salesperson, "Do you really sell everything?" The salesperson said "Yes, everything". Thinking this was too good to be true Paddy said "OK then could I have a jumper for a chicken?". The salesperson said "A jumper for a chicken?, hold on I will have to check the stock out the back" Five minutes later, the salesperson returned with a brown paper bag. "Here you go, one jumper for a chicken" "How much?" asked Paddy. "Three quid." replied the salesperson. "Three quid for a jumper for a chicken - excellent." said Paddy. So away he went. When he got outside he thought to himself that maybe he was done, so he looked inside the bag. At the bottom of the bag was a condom. He was mad and stormed back into the shop. He screamed at the saleperson "Hey, I asked you for a jumper for a chicken and you have given me a condom - whats going on?" The salesperson replied, "Sorry mate, I checked in the back and we seem to be all out of jumpers for chickens, all we had was a pullover for a cock!!..

14-01-2017, 22:21	#2
zippy656 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Devizes Wiltshire Vehicle: Nissan Note Ntec 1.5 Posts: 14,137	Great one

14-01-2017, 22:26	#3
jims-terrano Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: UK Posts: 12,965	Glad you're still around Briggie. I was worried the polar bears might have got you up there in the yorkshire snow fields.

15-01-2017, 01:09	#7
emjaybee Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Oxfordshire Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door. Posts: 1,536	And the king retains his crown. Oh yeah!

15-01-2017, 15:00	#8
johnb5177 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Swansea, S.Wales Vehicle: 02Terrano II 3.0 SVE Auto Posts: 1,586	+1 Keep it going Briggie, you bring light into the sometimes gloom of life......

15-01-2017, 18:14	#9
Monaro Pete Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Nr J28 M1 Vehicle: 03 Terrano 2.7 TDi Posts: 995	Now that made me chuckle