01-12-2016, 09:34 | #1 |
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chuckle time
A woman asks her husband at breakfast time,
"Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?" He declines. "Thanks for asking but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite." At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?" He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food." Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie or maybe a chicken or tasty stir fry?" He declines again.. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry." "Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving. |
01-12-2016, 09:36 | #2 |
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And he's back !!!! The champion is back in residence. For the pretenders out there, THIS is a joke! |
01-12-2016, 11:01 | #3 |
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like it
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01-12-2016, 21:56 | #4 |
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I take my hat off to the master
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01-12-2016, 23:48 | #5 |
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Yes Top Man, Rick
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02-12-2016, 09:13 | #6 |
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We bow to you Sensei.......
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