29-07-2017, 19:23 | #1 |
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abracadabra
My girlfriend has been working as a magician's assistant for a few years now & she's picked up a few tricks...I came home from work early the other day to find her dressed in her magician assistants little sexy outfit. She said, "Abracadabra!" and me mate Dave came out of the wardrobe stark bollock naked.... poor Dave must've wondered what the f-ck was going on
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29-07-2017, 19:34 | #2 |
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Likes.
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30-07-2017, 11:40 | #3 |
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30-07-2017, 11:53 | #4 |
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So he didn't try to hide his magic wand then...!
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30-07-2017, 11:59 | #5 |
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30-07-2017, 16:40 | #6 |
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