having a wee

briggie · 14-05-2017, 13:43

I was standing at the urinals next to a midget when i noticed him winking at me.
I turned my back a bit but when i looked around he was still winking at me, So i said, What's your problem do you fancy me or something.
He said, No, You're splashing my eyes.

emjaybee · 14-05-2017, 14:57

14-05-2017, 13:43	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	having a wee I was standing at the urinals next to a midget when i noticed him winking at me. I turned my back a bit but when i looked around he was still winking at me, So i said, What's your problem do you fancy me or something. He said, No, You're splashing my eyes.

14-05-2017, 14:57	#2
emjaybee Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Oxfordshire Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door. Posts: 1,536