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Old 16-07-2016, 22:12   #1
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A group of Hells Angel motorcyclists were riding down a major road and came to a suspension bridge across a deep gorge. They saw a crowd of people on the bridge and pulled over to investigate. They could see a young lady standing on the parapet and a number of police officers trying to talk to her. Now Bruno the lead man in the Angels stood for nothing. Built like a brick you know what, he elbowed his way to the front scattering onlookers and police alike. Eventually he came up close to the girl and asked what she was doing there. She replied that she was going to commit suicide. Hell, don't do that till you've at least kissed a man for the last time. She leaned across and they kissed, then it got serious and after three or four minutes Bruno broke free and said, " Wow!!! If you can kiss like that you can ride on my pillion any day, why an earth would you want to commit suicide? The reply he got was " Because my mum and dad get annoyed because I dress up as a girl all the time"



It is not know if s/he jumped or was pushed
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Old 16-07-2016, 22:17   #2
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Oh like it, Rick
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Old 17-07-2016, 15:08   #3
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I mean, what you get up to at the weekend is your own business lol...
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