Adults only joke

elty001 · 22-01-2019, 14:43

One night little Billy was awoken by some strange noises coming from his mum and dads bedroom.
he walked into their bedroom to find his Mum bouncing up and down like a cow girl on his dad.
"mum!!what are you doing?" he shouted.
Quick thinking mum replied"You know how your Dad has got a fat belly,well i'm jumping on it trying to flatten it"
"You're wasting your time doing that" he replied
"why is that?"Asked his mum.
"It's because every time you go shopping the woman from next door comes round,gets down on her knees and blows it back up again"

Jay666d · 22-01-2019, 18:45

Paultrol · 25-01-2019, 19:34

Are there any Adults here?

don simon · 25-01-2019, 20:10

Girl of dubious morals (you know the type, all the boys think she's great) is involved in a road accident.
She tells the paramedic that she thinks that she might have concusssion.
The paramedic asks her how many fingers he's put up, at which she cries out that she thinks that she's paralysed from the waist down too!!!

elty001 · 25-01-2019, 23:24

johnb5177 · 26-01-2019, 00:23

solarman216 · 26-01-2019, 01:12

Wonderful, Rick

elty001 · 26-01-2019, 11:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paultrol

Are there any Adults here?

22-01-2019, 14:43	#1
elty001 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Aflreton,Derbyshire. Vehicle: 2000se+ 2.7tdi terrano II Posts: 6,832	Adults only joke One night little Billy was awoken by some strange noises coming from his mum and dads bedroom. he walked into their bedroom to find his Mum bouncing up and down like a cow girl on his dad. "mum!!what are you doing?" he shouted. Quick thinking mum replied"You know how your Dad has got a fat belly,well i'm jumping on it trying to flatten it" "You're wasting your time doing that" he replied "why is that?"Asked his mum. "It's because every time you go shopping the woman from next door comes round,gets down on her knees and blows it back up again"

26-01-2019, 01:12	#7
solarman216 Off road maniac Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bexhill on Sea Vehicle: Y60 Patrol Me, 3 ltr Mrs Posts: 17,429	Wonderful, Rick __________________ Ex banger racer now off road maniac Lokka on the front with manual hubs Diff lock on rear 3 inch SS straight through exhaust Manly winch bumper with 13000 lb winch 10 spike ground anchor, with multiple straps and blocks Super strong body cills capped with scaffold pole 20% stronger springs all round aggressive off road tyres on wheels so just swap. Aim to get stuck and be completely self sufficient in extraction, love getting muddy, 2ft deep is good but rare.

22-01-2019, 18:45	#2
Jay666d Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: Northumberland Vehicle: Patrol GU3 (Y61) 3.0 SVE Posts: 1,375

25-01-2019, 19:34	#3
Paultrol Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: South east Vehicle: Patrol Posts: 403	Are there any Adults here?

25-01-2019, 20:10	#4
don simon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Gone. Vehicle: Terrano ii Posts: 2,215	Girl of dubious morals (you know the type, all the boys think she's great) is involved in a road accident. She tells the paramedic that she thinks that she might have concusssion. The paramedic asks her how many fingers he's put up, at which she cries out that she thinks that she's paralysed from the waist down too!!!

25-01-2019, 23:24	#5
elty001 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Aflreton,Derbyshire. Vehicle: 2000se+ 2.7tdi terrano II Posts: 6,832

26-01-2019, 00:23	#6
johnb5177 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Swansea, S.Wales Vehicle: 02Terrano II 3.0 SVE Auto Posts: 1,586