Townies!

emjaybee · 25-07-2017, 18:52

A farmer in Gods great county of Devon sees a bloke
drinking from his stream & shouts,

"Yur bey! Ya dasn't wanna be drinkin outta thik thay water,
tiz full o' cow muck an' slurry off me fields".

The bloke says "I'm from London my good man and
just purchased a property in the village can you speak bit
slower please".

The Farmer replies "If - you -use - two - hands - you - won't - spill - any"!!!!!

Can't take the credit, copied it from another forum. Usually the jokes are pants as it is uber-family friendly (I got a massive bollocking for using a swear word even though all except the first letter was substituted with asterix, they'd have a coronary on here!), but I did chuckle well at this one.

Thomas61 · 25-07-2017, 18:59

Made me chuckle.

panelbeater · 26-07-2017, 11:22

25-07-2017, 18:52	#1
emjaybee Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Oxfordshire Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door. Posts: 1,536	Townies! A farmer in Gods great county of Devon sees a bloke drinking from his stream & shouts, "Yur bey! Ya dasn't wanna be drinkin outta thik thay water, tiz full o' cow muck an' slurry off me fields". The bloke says "I'm from London my good man and just purchased a property in the village can you speak bit slower please". The Farmer replies "If - you -use - two - hands - you - won't - spill - any"!!!!! Can't take the credit, copied it from another forum. Usually the jokes are pants as it is uber-family friendly (I got a massive bollocking for using a swear word even though all except the first letter was substituted with asterix, they'd have a coronary on here!), but I did chuckle well at this one.

25-07-2017, 18:59	#2
Thomas61 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: Hampshire Vehicle: Terrano but now Honda CRV Posts: 658	Made me chuckle.

26-07-2017, 11:22	#3
panelbeater Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: clacton on sea essex Vehicle: nissan terrano 2 2.7 tdi Posts: 1,637