chuckle time

briggie · 01-12-2016, 09:34

A woman asks her husband at breakfast time,
"Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice
of toast and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"
He declines. "Thanks for asking but I'm not hungry
right now. It's this Viagra," he says.
"It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something.
"How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a
cheese sandwich?"
He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my
desire for food."
Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat.
"Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious
apple pie or maybe a chicken or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again.. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra.
I'm still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving.

emjaybee · 01-12-2016, 09:36

:

And he's back !!!!

The champion is back in residence.

For the pretenders out there, THIS is a joke!

elty001 · 01-12-2016, 11:01

like it

zippy656 · 01-12-2016, 21:56

I take my hat off to the master

solarman216 · 01-12-2016, 23:48

Yes Top Man, Rick

johnb5177 · 02-12-2016, 09:13

We bow to you Sensei.......

01-12-2016, 09:34	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	chuckle time A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?" He declines. "Thanks for asking but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite." At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?" He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food." Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie or maybe a chicken or tasty stir fry?" He declines again.. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry." "Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving.

01-12-2016, 23:48	#5
solarman216 Off road maniac Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bexhill on Sea Vehicle: Y60 Patrol Me, 3 ltr Mrs Posts: 17,428	Yes Top Man, Rick __________________ Ex banger racer now off road maniac Lokka on the front with manual hubs Diff lock on rear 3 inch SS straight through exhaust Manly winch bumper with 13000 lb winch 10 spike ground anchor, with multiple straps and blocks Super strong body cills capped with scaffold pole 20% stronger springs all round aggressive off road tyres on wheels so just swap. Aim to get stuck and be completely self sufficient in extraction, love getting muddy, 2ft deep is good but rare.

01-12-2016, 09:36	#2
emjaybee Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Oxfordshire Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door. Posts: 1,536	: And he's back !!!! The champion is back in residence. For the pretenders out there, THIS is a joke!

01-12-2016, 11:01	#3
elty001 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Aflreton,Derbyshire. Vehicle: 2000se+ 2.7tdi terrano II Posts: 6,832	like it

01-12-2016, 21:56	#4
zippy656 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Devizes Wiltshire Vehicle: Nissan Note Ntec 1.5 Posts: 14,137	I take my hat off to the master

02-12-2016, 09:13	#6
johnb5177 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Swansea, S.Wales Vehicle: 02Terrano II 3.0 SVE Auto Posts: 1,586	We bow to you Sensei.......