worst ever joke competition - Page 4

Tony · 15-09-2010, 16:20

Whats the differance between a bison and a buffalo?

You can't wash your hands in a buffalo

Tony

Tony · 15-09-2010, 16:22

Whats long and thin
covered in skin
red in parts
and shoved in tarts?

Rhubarb

Tony

Tony · 15-09-2010, 16:23

What word is most used in a brothel?

NEXT!

tONY

Tony · 15-09-2010, 16:34

man went to the doctors with a cauliflower in one ear, brocolli in the other and a carrot up his nose.

"Doctor, I don't feel very well"

The doctor looked at him and said

"You're not eating properly"

Tony

patbhoy · 15-09-2010, 17:28

Whats the difference between a poof and a microwave.

A microwave cant brown your meat.

11redrex · 18-09-2010, 19:43

Two pigs are walking along the seafront, one turns to the other and says "where are the deck chairs". The other one says (in a pig voice) "I don't know"

JimmyJaffa · 18-09-2010, 19:47

Whats pink and wrinkly and hangs out your grandads trousers?

Your nan

macabethiel · 18-09-2010, 21:43

Did you hear about the dyslexic philosopher ?

He sat up all night wondering if there is a dog.

19-09-2010, 20:23

can someone help me go to the toilet please

doctor says I shouldnt lift anything heavy.

briggie · 22-09-2010, 20:34

come on folks , im sure we can do better ( worse ? )

briggie · 22-09-2010, 20:35

2 cows in a field talking .

" what do you think of that mad cow disease ermintrude ? "

" doesnt affect me , im a duck "

The Patrolman · 22-09-2010, 21:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by macabethiel

Did you hear about the dyslexic philosopher ?

He sat up all night wondering if there is a dog.

I thought that was the dyslexic agnostic insomniac

jay · 22-09-2010, 22:23

What's red and white and sit's up a tree?

A sanitary owl !!!!!

patbhoy · 23-09-2010, 00:47

Have you saw the price of velcro lately.

Its a rip off

briggie · 23-09-2010, 18:49

A blonde calls british Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll
Take to fly from london to New York City ?'

The agent replies, 'Just a minute.'

'Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up.

18-09-2010, 21:43	#53
macabethiel Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Derby Vehicle: Freelander & Jeep GC 3.0 Posts: 4,416	bad joke Did you hear about the dyslexic philosopher ? He sat up all night wondering if there is a dog.

15-09-2010, 16:20	#46
Tony Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: shropshire Vehicle: D22 Navara Posts: 442	Whats the differance between a bison and a buffalo? You can't wash your hands in a buffalo Tony

15-09-2010, 16:22	#47
Tony Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: shropshire Vehicle: D22 Navara Posts: 442	Whats long and thin covered in skin red in parts and shoved in tarts? Rhubarb Tony

15-09-2010, 16:23	#48
Tony Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: shropshire Vehicle: D22 Navara Posts: 442	What word is most used in a brothel? NEXT! tONY

15-09-2010, 16:34	#49
Tony Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: shropshire Vehicle: D22 Navara Posts: 442	man went to the doctors with a cauliflower in one ear, brocolli in the other and a carrot up his nose. "Doctor, I don't feel very well" The doctor looked at him and said "You're not eating properly" Tony

15-09-2010, 17:28	#50
patbhoy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Bridge of Weir, Scotland Vehicle: Nissan Patrol GR SE 2.8TD Posts: 526	Whats the difference between a poof and a microwave. A microwave cant brown your meat.

18-09-2010, 19:43	#51
11redrex Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: East Anglia. Buh. Vehicle: 1997 LWB Maverick 2.7TDi Posts: 1,377	Two pigs are walking along the seafront, one turns to the other and says "where are the deck chairs". The other one says (in a pig voice) "I don't know"

18-09-2010, 19:47	#52
JimmyJaffa Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: west midlands Vehicle: Maverick II 2.7 tdi (SWB) Posts: 185	Whats pink and wrinkly and hangs out your grandads trousers? Your nan

19-09-2010, 20:23	#54
Darwin Guest Posts: n/a	can someone help me go to the toilet please doctor says I shouldnt lift anything heavy.

22-09-2010, 20:34	#55
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	come on folks , im sure we can do better ( worse ? )

22-09-2010, 20:35	#56
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	2 cows in a field talking . " what do you think of that mad cow disease ermintrude ? " " doesnt affect me , im a duck "

22-09-2010, 22:23	#58
jay Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: wales Vehicle: terrano 3.0 Sport Posts: 50	What's red and white and sit's up a tree? A sanitary owl !!!!!

23-09-2010, 00:47	#59
patbhoy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Bridge of Weir, Scotland Vehicle: Nissan Patrol GR SE 2.8TD Posts: 526	Have you saw the price of velcro lately. Its a rip off

23-09-2010, 18:49	#60
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	A blonde calls british Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll Take to fly from london to New York City ?' The agent replies, 'Just a minute.' 'Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up.