Caravan sleeping

[lacroupade]

Originally Posted by daved

what..........fat and randy with syphilis

sounds like Plank alright.....

Actually years ago I used to work in the finance business and was swooping up the Cowley Road in Oxford one day when I passed a known debtor who was 'on the run'. So I stopped and had a word with him, got a bit of money and went on my merry way. Yer man was on crutches and in bad shape and I thought he'd just hurt his leg.

Next day our local collections manager, who was a retired Chief Inspector and freemason (so in those days not only immune from everything but still operating almost like he was still in uniform LOL) pulls me aside to tell me the local scuffers had been on the phone to him after tracing my company car registration to ask WTF was I up to....turns out yer man was a long-retired but once famous West Indian boxer who ran a knocking shop up the Cowley Road and was involved in a few other dodgy deals to boot....the crutches were because he was in the acute stages of syphilis.

That same retired CI also told me a story about a bloke they'd found dead in a pigpen with his trousers round his ankles, but thats for another day...

Anyway, I digress.....

[Liam]

You live a very interesting and varied life, don't you. Masons,syphilis, police,gay chandelier owning people, whatever next!!!

[lacroupade]

Originally Posted by Liam

You live a very interesting and varied life, don't you. Masons,syphilis, police,gay chandelier owning people, whatever next!!!

Well there was the time when I used to work in IT and got wired up for a police trap in a motorway service station against two major thieves who had propositioned me on the subject of a very large quantity of warehoused PC kit? Squad of plain clothes, video van, the whole nine yards...I thought it was very exciting til they started to brief me on what to do if the perps pulled a weapon, and the position to adopt if the police had to ram any vehicle I was travelling in......LMBO I've got a million stories mate!

[Liam]

Better keep a safe distance so!!!

[R1cho]

Originally Posted by lacroupade

I thought it was very exciting til they started to brief me on what to do if the perps pulled a weapon, and the position to adopt if the police had to ram any vehicle I was travelling in

Put ya head between ya legs and kiss ya ar$e goodbye

[lacroupade]

Originally Posted by R1cho

Put ya head between ya legs and kiss ya ar$e goodbye

that was about the size of it too! I nearly backed out at that point, but thought I might end up on Crimewatch LOL

[Thomas-the-Terrano2]

Originally Posted by lacroupade

sounds like Plank alright.....

Actually years ago I used to work in the finance business and was swooping up the Cowley Road in Oxford one day when I passed a known debtor who was 'on the run'. So I stopped and had a word with him, got a bit of money and went on my merry way. Yer man was on crutches and in bad shape and I thought he'd just hurt his leg.

Next day our local collections manager, who was a retired Chief Inspector and freemason (so in those days not only immune from everything but still operating almost like he was still in uniform LOL) pulls me aside to tell me the local scuffers had been on the phone to him after tracing my company car registration to ask WTF was I up to....turns out yer man was a long-retired but once famous West Indian boxer who ran a knocking shop up the Cowley Road and was involved in a few other dodgy deals to boot....the crutches were because he was in the acute stages of syphilis.

That same retired CI also told me a story about a bloke they'd found dead in a pigpen with his trousers round his ankles, but thats for another day...

Anyway, I digress.....

Sounds like one of Plank's stories.....

[solarman216]

funny how the size of beds in a caravan transforms into some very interesting dialogue on all sorts of subjects, great init, Rick

[Deleted account DD]

Originally Posted by lacroupade

perps

youve been watching too many episodes of hill street blues

[(RIP) PLANK]

Originally Posted by Thomas-the-Terrano2

Sounds like one of Plank's stories.....

yes it does a bit

[lacroupade]

Originally Posted by daved

youve been watching too many episodes of hill street blues

I'll be taking you down....

Originally Posted by PLANK

yes it does a bit

Can't wait to get you and Dixon of Dock Green there round the old camp fire LOL.

[(RIP) PLANK]

Originally Posted by lacroupade

I'll be taking you down....



Can't wait to get you and Dixon of Dock Green there round the old camp fire LOL.

see if you can get some antibiotics for me, will ya?

[lacroupade]

Originally Posted by PLANK

see if you can get some antibiotics for me, will ya?

theres a farmers co-op in town, I'll see what they've got LOL!

[Thomas-the-Terrano2]

Originally Posted by lacroupade

theres a farmers co-op in town, I'll see what they've got LOL!

evenin all, whats all this then, a west wales national?

[lacroupade]

Originally Posted by Thomas-the-Terrano2

evenin all, whats all this then, a west wales national?

no just a threatened campout sometime if these two ever get their arses into gear.