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Old 22-01-2017, 16:32   #16
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Old 22-01-2017, 16:41   #17
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PLEASE STOP, I Camembert this any longer

Oh gawd, have I really joint in

Don't pork fun at the afflicted

STOP
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Old 22-01-2017, 17:08   #18
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Don't rind us, we're just having fun....
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Old 22-01-2017, 17:57   #19
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We're just Scratchings the surface
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Old 22-01-2017, 18:23   #20
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I once managed to put a screwdriver bit, that was in my cordless drill, through the top of my thumb.

THAT was less painful than these puns.
Just one word needed....





pics!
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Old 22-01-2017, 18:47   #21
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pics!
Sorry, I think you mean Picos de Europa
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Old 22-01-2017, 19:40   #22
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Wotsit with all these cheese jokes, their crispier than a packet of crisps. You lot have really been scratchings the bottom of the barrel today.
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Old 22-01-2017, 20:01   #23
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Sorry bloke. No pics available, I was part way through reroofing a shed, overreached, and the 2000rpm drill jumped off the screw and bounced into the top of my thumb. Had to finish the shed, drive home, wife insisted I speak to the doctor and I subsequently spent 3 hours in A&E waiting for an x-ray to prove there was no foreign matter in the top of my thumb.

Oh joy.

Five years later the thumb nail doesn't show any signs of what happened.



Moral: Move the f*****g ladder, don't overreach.

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