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Old 09-07-2010, 21:09   #1
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Default a poem for the older man

The Penis Poem

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the ******* thing.

It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!
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Old 09-07-2010, 21:24   #2
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Now I have stopped laughing I can type, this one I like, I will have it framed, and when and if this happens to me I will not feel so bad, Rick
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Old 11-07-2010, 19:16   #3
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Now I have stopped laughing I can type, this one I like, I will have it framed, and when and if this happens to me I will not feel so bad, Rick
My God, I can sympathise with that!!!
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