weekend quickie

[briggie]

Weekend Quickie

A couple found that the only way to pull off a weekend 'quickie' with
their 8-year old son in the house was to send him out on the balcony
with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on what was happening.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
'There's a car being towed from the parking bay,' he shouted.
'An ambulance just drove by!'
'Looks like the Anderson's have company,' he called out.
'Matt's riding a new bike!'
'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'
'Jason is on his skate board!'

After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are shagging!!'
Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out,
'How do you know they're shagging?'
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'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar.'