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tezzer · 31-03-2010, 12:22

A husband says to his wife, "what would you do if I won Lotto?"

She says,
"I'd take half, then leave you."

"Excellent," he replies,
"I won £12 , here's £6 - now F+ck off!"

DaveAMac · 31-03-2010, 12:33

LOL! Nice one!

lacroupade · 31-03-2010, 12:38

31-03-2010, 12:22	#1
tezzer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: basildon essex Vehicle: transit camper van 1987 Posts: 2,829	lottery A husband says to his wife, "what would you do if I won Lotto?" She says, "I'd take half, then leave you." "Excellent," he replies, "I won £12 , here's £6 - now F+ck off!"

31-03-2010, 12:33	#2
DaveAMac Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Scotland Vehicle: '99 Terrano II SE Touring Posts: 129	LOL! Nice one!

31-03-2010, 12:38	#3
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