Two Muslim Mothers....

lacroupade · 08-12-2009, 17:23

Two Muslim mothers are comparing notes.

The older of the Muslim mothers pulls out her bag and starts flipping through family photos and reminiscing.

“This is my oldest son, Mohamed. He would have been 24 now .”

The other Mom replies, “I remember him as a baby.”

The first mother says, “He’s a martyr now.”

“Oh, that’s so sad, my dear.”

Then the first mother flips to another picture. “And this is my second son, Abdul. He would be 21.”

“Oh I remember him. He had such curly hair when he was born.”

The first mother sighs, “He’s also a martyr.”

”Oh gracious me!” says the second mother.

“And this is my third son. My beautiful Ahmed ! He would be 18 this year.”

“Yes,” says her friend enthusiastically, ”I remember when he first started school.”

“He’s also a martyr,” the first mother says. She sobs. Her eyes now fill with tears.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photos, gently lays her hand on the first woman's shoulder and says:

“I know my dear, they blow up so fast, don’t they?”

(RIP) PLANK · 08-12-2009, 17:32

paulp · 08-12-2009, 18:54

oh dear you will go straight to hell for that one.

paulp

(RIP) PLANK · 08-12-2009, 19:30

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Originally Posted by paulp

oh dear you will go straight to hell for that one.

paulp

and sleep with a thousand virgins!

tezzer · 08-12-2009, 21:31

and sleep with a thousand virgins! i dont know about sleep,

(RIP) PLANK · 08-12-2009, 22:04

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Originally Posted by tezzer

and sleep with a thousand virgins! i dont know about sleep,

your choice the first three virgins are mohamed, ahmed and abdul

08-12-2009, 17:23	#1
lacroupade Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: All hail to the Glove of Love... Posts: 9,212	Two Muslim Mothers.... Two Muslim mothers are comparing notes. The older of the Muslim mothers pulls out her bag and starts flipping through family photos and reminiscing. “This is my oldest son, Mohamed. He would have been 24 now .” The other Mom replies, “I remember him as a baby.” The first mother says, “He’s a martyr now.” “Oh, that’s so sad, my dear.” Then the first mother flips to another picture. “And this is my second son, Abdul. He would be 21.” “Oh I remember him. He had such curly hair when he was born.” The first mother sighs, “He’s also a martyr.” ”Oh gracious me!” says the second mother. “And this is my third son. My beautiful Ahmed ! He would be 18 this year.” “Yes,” says her friend enthusiastically, ”I remember when he first started school.” “He’s also a martyr,” the first mother says. She sobs. Her eyes now fill with tears. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photos, gently lays her hand on the first woman's shoulder and says: “I know my dear, they blow up so fast, don’t they?”

08-12-2009, 18:54	#3
paulp Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: essex Vehicle: nissan mistral 27td Posts: 1,043	good one oh dear you will go straight to hell for that one. paulp

08-12-2009, 17:32	#2
(RIP) PLANK Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Central England, in the Heart of the Black Country Vehicle: T2 2004 TDI SE LWB Posts: 7,740

08-12-2009, 21:31	#5
tezzer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: basildon essex Vehicle: transit camper van 1987 Posts: 2,829	and sleep with a thousand virgins! i dont know about sleep,