Three Engineers and a Faulty Car

zippy656 · 17-05-2009, 19:09

Three Engineers and a Faulty Car

An electrical engineer, a mechanical engineer and a Microsoft engineer are in a car.
Suddenly the car breaks down and the three start wondering what could be wrong.

The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to
trace where a fault that way.

The mechanical engineer suggests stripping down the fuel in take system and trying to
find a blockage.

The Microsoft engineer comes up with the usual suggestion: “Close all the windows, get
out, get back in, then open the windows again, maybe it’ll work

Deleted account DD · 17-05-2009, 21:20

Why didn't they just call the AA

Only joking, very good

Deleted Member D · 18-05-2009, 09:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by daved

Why didn't they just call the AA

Only joking, very good

Cos it would'nt be a joke then would it ? Obvious

It is a joke right ?

18-05-2009, 20:34

Well all new to this forum. Got a huge problem with my Terrano which no one seems to beable to sort out for me, well not without paying mega bucks anyway. At least you made me giggle on a bad day!
Will leave you with this one
You never really learn to swear till you learn to drive.........do you..
Cheers Annie

zippy656 · 18-05-2009, 20:47

i have my uses

Deleted Member D · 19-05-2009, 09:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by annie1172

Well all new to this forum. Got a huge problem with my Terrano which no one seems to beable to sort out for me, well not without paying mega bucks anyway. At least you made me giggle on a bad day!
Will leave you with this one
You never really learn to swear till you learn to drive.........do you..
Cheers Annie

Dya know what ? You could have a good point there.

Damn and blast those speeding monkeys and dont cut me up like that you little tinker.

20-05-2009, 01:09

well this cracks me up

the only thing missing from the car (first post) was a roof tent designer, he would have set up camp, made a brew, and waited for the intervention of the 4x4 god to sort things out

17-05-2009, 19:09	#1
zippy656 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Devizes Wiltshire Vehicle: Nissan Note Ntec 1.5 Posts: 14,137	Three Engineers and a Faulty Car Three Engineers and a Faulty Car An electrical engineer, a mechanical engineer and a Microsoft engineer are in a car. Suddenly the car breaks down and the three start wondering what could be wrong. The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault that way. The mechanical engineer suggests stripping down the fuel in take system and trying to find a blockage. The Microsoft engineer comes up with the usual suggestion: “Close all the windows, get out, get back in, then open the windows again, maybe it’ll work

18-05-2009, 20:34	#4
annie1172 Guest Posts: n/a	OMG i thought i was the only one with a mad sence of humour Well all new to this forum. Got a huge problem with my Terrano which no one seems to beable to sort out for me, well not without paying mega bucks anyway. At least you made me giggle on a bad day! Will leave you with this one You never really learn to swear till you learn to drive.........do you.. Cheers Annie

17-05-2009, 21:20	#2
Deleted account DD Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 4,705	Why didn't they just call the AA Only joking, very good

18-05-2009, 20:47	#5
zippy656 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Devizes Wiltshire Vehicle: Nissan Note Ntec 1.5 Posts: 14,137	i have my uses

20-05-2009, 01:09	#7
Navaho Joe Guest Posts: n/a	well this cracks me up the only thing missing from the car (first post) was a roof tent designer, he would have set up camp, made a brew, and waited for the intervention of the 4x4 god to sort things out