When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'

Muzz · 12-02-2009, 19:35

When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'

Try this out:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins .

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully . You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

' Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized . '

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson .'

HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE oops THAN YOURS!

........Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart; Maybe you should go and work for Johnson & Johnson!!!!!

zippy656 · 12-02-2009, 19:42

Um Muzz...

how did you find that out...

or can you get a staff discount from Johnson & Johnson ??

Paul · 12-02-2009, 19:50

Muzz, when have you got time to sit in your favourite chair??

(SHOULD BE PLAYING POOL ON THE GREAT TABLE OF YOURS!!)

If only we could have got it in the back of the Mav the other night!!

12-02-2009, 19:35	#1
Muzz Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: North West Vehicle: Nissan Terrano II Posts: 186	When you have an 'I Hate My Job day' When you have an 'I Hate My Job day' Try this out: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins . Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully . You will notice that in small print there is a statement: ' Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized . ' Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson .' HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE oops THAN YOURS! ........Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart; Maybe you should go and work for Johnson & Johnson!!!!!

12-02-2009, 19:50	#3
Paul Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: North West Vehicle: 2002 Terrano 3.0 Di LWB Posts: 1,961	Muzz, when have you got time to sit in your favourite chair?? (SHOULD BE PLAYING POOL ON THE GREAT TABLE OF YOURS!!) If only we could have got it in the back of the Mav the other night!! __________________ 2002 Terrano 3.0 Di LWB..

12-02-2009, 19:42	#2
zippy656 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Devizes Wiltshire Vehicle: Nissan Note Ntec 1.5 Posts: 14,137	Um Muzz... how did you find that out... or can you get a staff discount from Johnson & Johnson ??