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Old 19-05-2017, 08:39   #1
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Red face silent treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5am for an early flight to Sydney.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5am."
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9am, and that he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper
by the bed..
It said, "It is 5am, wake up!
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Old 19-05-2017, 09:00   #2
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Old 19-05-2017, 17:38   #3
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Another good one
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