women drivers

briggie · 21-02-2017, 22:00

This morning on the A1
I looked over to my right and there was a woman In a brand new range Rover doing at least 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.!!
I looked away for a couple seconds to continue shaving and when I looked back, she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man,I don't scare easily but she scared me so much I had to put on my seat belt and I dropped my electric shaver which knocked the sandwich out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel It knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell Into my coffee which was between my legs, The coffee splashed, and burned big Jim and the Twins, ruined the phone, soaked my trousers and disconnected an Important call.
DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS !!!!

emjaybee · 21-02-2017, 22:49

panelbeater · 22-02-2017, 10:01

good one that

Monaro Pete · 24-02-2017, 16:17

Don't jest. I bet it's happened

I saw a women in her forties on the M1 a few months back with mobile in one hand & a A4 sized jotter in the other. Nothing surprises me anymore

terranosaurusdoug · 24-02-2017, 17:24

Some clown nearly hit my van going 70 on the M18 the other day, I couldn't climb back in the front fast enough to get his reg

Monaro Pete · 24-02-2017, 20:03

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Originally Posted by terranosaurusdoug

Some clown nearly hit my van going 70 on the M18 the other day, I couldn't climb back in the front fast enough to get his reg

21-02-2017, 22:00	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	women drivers This morning on the A1 I looked over to my right and there was a woman In a brand new range Rover doing at least 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.!! I looked away for a couple seconds to continue shaving and when I looked back, she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man,I don't scare easily but she scared me so much I had to put on my seat belt and I dropped my electric shaver which knocked the sandwich out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel It knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell Into my coffee which was between my legs, The coffee splashed, and burned big Jim and the Twins, ruined the phone, soaked my trousers and disconnected an Important call. DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS !!!!

21-02-2017, 22:49	#2
emjaybee Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Oxfordshire Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door. Posts: 1,536

22-02-2017, 10:01	#3
panelbeater Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: clacton on sea essex Vehicle: nissan terrano 2 2.7 tdi Posts: 1,638	good one that

24-02-2017, 16:17	#4
Monaro Pete Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Nr J28 M1 Vehicle: 03 Terrano 2.7 TDi Posts: 995	Don't jest. I bet it's happened I saw a women in her forties on the M1 a few months back with mobile in one hand & a A4 sized jotter in the other. Nothing surprises me anymore

24-02-2017, 17:24	#5
terranosaurusdoug Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: Yorkshire, J33 M62 Vehicle: 2000 Terrano lwb 2.7TDI Posts: 5,500	Some clown nearly hit my van going 70 on the M18 the other day, I couldn't climb back in the front fast enough to get his reg