16-02-2017, 08:15 | #1 |
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night courses
During work Mike and John are chatting,
Mike: "I've been taking night courses for five months now, and I have an exam next week." John: "Oh!" Mike: "For example, do you know who Graham Bell is?" John: "No." Mike: "He is the inventor of the phone in 1876. If you take night courses you would know this." The next day the same discussion took place: Mike: "Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?" John: "No." Mike: "He is the author of "The 3 Musketeers". If you took night courses you would know this." The next day, once again: Mike: "And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?" John: "No." Mike: "He's the author of "Confessions", if you took night courses you would know this." Now this time John got irritated and said, "And do you know who Steven Turner is?" Mike: "No." John: "He is the guy sleeping with your wife! If you stopped night courses you would know this!".. |
16-02-2017, 08:57 | #2 |
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16-02-2017, 09:22 | #3 |
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16-02-2017, 10:02 | #4 |
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Thumbs up !
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