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09-02-2017, 21:02
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Gary and Martin were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory, when Gary glanced over and noticed that Martin's 'thing' was twisted like a corkscrew.
"Wow," Gary said. "I've never seen one like that before." "Like what?" Martin said. "All twisted like a pig's tail," Gary said. "Well, what's yours like?" Martin said. "Straight, like normal," Gary said. "I thought mine was normal until I saw yours," Martin said. Gary finished what he was doing and started to give his old boy a shakedown prior to putting it back in his pants. "What did you do that for?" Martin said. "Shaking off the excess drops," Gary said. "Like normal." "****!," Martin said. "And all these years I've been wringing it." |
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09-02-2017, 21:30
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09-02-2017, 21:31
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11-02-2017, 01:49
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What about the guy who had one shaped like a pancake...
apparently he was putting his through the mangle. 
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