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04-12-2016, 20:08
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 Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire
Vehicle: " alice "
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your sunday chuckle
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said : 'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while.
What happened? You look terrible.' 'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.' Bartender: 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.' Pirate: 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.' Bartender: 'Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?' Pirate: 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really...' Bartender: 'What about that eye patch?' Pirate: 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye.' Bartender: 'You're kidding, you lost an eye just from bird shit?' Pirate: 'It was my first day with the hook. |
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04-12-2016, 20:36
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Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Gone.
Vehicle: Terrano ii
Posts: 2,215
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04-12-2016, 21:05
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Oxfordshire
Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door.
Posts: 1,536
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04-12-2016, 21:17
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2016
Location: Nr J28 M1
Vehicle: 03 Terrano 2.7 TDi
Posts: 995
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Now that's a good one
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05-12-2016, 16:30
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Swansea, S.Wales
Vehicle: 02Terrano II 3.0 SVE Auto
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