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Old 30-11-2016, 21:50   #1
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Friggen fuming!!!! 😡😡
Just got home to find all of my windows open!
They have taken everything 😩 Dirty rotten thieving asses!!! You wait until I find you!!!
I'll brake your legs. How do people just think that they can take whatever they want??
That was my advent calendar and you had no right to open the windows and steal all of my chocolate!!
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Old 30-11-2016, 22:31   #2
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thieving scumbags!!! bring back public executions lol
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Old 30-11-2016, 22:32   #3
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Your on a roll mate, keep it up
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Old 30-11-2016, 22:36   #4
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Please, please, pleeeeaaaaasssseeee come back soon Briggie !!!

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Old 30-11-2016, 22:36   #5
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Your on a roll mate, keep it up
ham

cheese

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Old 30-11-2016, 22:38   #6
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Cheese, most definitely cheese (y) !!!

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Old 01-12-2016, 00:48   #7
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Friggen fuming!!!! 😡😡
Just got home to find all of my windows open!
They have taken everything 😩 Dirty rotten thieving asses!!! You wait until I find you!!!
I'll brake your legs. How do people just think that they can take whatever they want??
That was my advent calendar and you had no right to open the windows and steal all of my chocolate!!
You had me going for a moment. Yesterday I filled the little draws on our advent calender box thing with Chocolates. First one due to be eaten - I mean opened in 5 mins !
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Old 01-12-2016, 08:41   #8
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Please, please, pleeeeaaaaasssseeee come back soon Briggie !!!

that was one of mine
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Old 01-12-2016, 21:54   #9
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that was one of mine
Hi mate! How you doing??


I took over, but glad your back
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Old 02-12-2016, 16:39   #10
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I took over, but glad your back
So are we
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Old 02-12-2016, 20:28   #11
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Think I'll go sulk in the corner
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Old 02-12-2016, 20:56   #12
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Think I'll go sulk in the corner
LMAO here
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