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02-12-2016, 11:00
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your friday chuckle
A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen."
"That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore I chose "Carmen". "What's your name?" she asked. He answered "B.J. Titsengolf." |
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02-12-2016, 11:56
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02-12-2016, 12:12
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02-12-2016, 12:16
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02-12-2016, 16:40
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02-12-2016, 16:55
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Made me laugh in the office
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