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Old 30-11-2016, 19:24   #1
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Default Help. Ice on screen

What is everyone using to scrape ice off their windscreen?

This morning I used a discount card from my wallet, but it was no good. I only got 20% off...
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Old 30-11-2016, 19:27   #2
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Oh dear lord!



Someone stick him back in his box and beg Briggie for help.

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Briggie is away. So.......
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Old 01-12-2016, 00:53   #5
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Default Wrong day of the week Mate !!

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What is everyone using to scrape ice off their windscreen?

This morning I used a discount card from my wallet, but it was no good. I only got 20% off...
You sure it wasn't a Senior Citizens Card they only work on Wednesdays I have found !
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You sure it wasn't a Senior Citizens Card they only work on Wednesdays I have found !
Nice come back!

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You sure it wasn't a Senior Citizens Card they only work on Wednesdays I have found !
I have the B&Q diamond card, and yes that too only works on Wednesdays and will only get 10% off.

The trick us to try and use two cards at the same time.

Had the ice been on the screen last Friday, (Black Friday) would it have been " Black ice" ? If so your credit card may have got 50% off.

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