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Old 25-08-2016, 06:29   #1
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A guy goes into a Scottish baker's. "How much is that cake?" "A poond." "And how much is that one?" "A poond. All ma cakes are a poond!" "Oh, OK. What about that one?" "Ach, that one's two poonds." "Oh. Why's that then?" "That's Madeira cake."..
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Old 25-08-2016, 07:56   #2
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Who came up with expression, "You can't have your cake and eat it"
Clearly haven't been to our house then...
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Old 25-08-2016, 09:25   #3
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Madeira cake!
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Ha ha...the kids absolutely loved it!
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