25-08-2016, 06:29 | #1 |
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Cake any one?
A guy goes into a Scottish baker's. "How much is that cake?" "A poond." "And how much is that one?" "A poond. All ma cakes are a poond!" "Oh, OK. What about that one?" "Ach, that one's two poonds." "Oh. Why's that then?" "That's Madeira cake."..
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25-08-2016, 07:56 | #2 |
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Who came up with expression, "You can't have your cake and eat it" Clearly haven't been to our house then...
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25-08-2016, 09:25 | #3 |
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Madeira cake!
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25-08-2016, 09:40 | #4 |
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25-08-2016, 10:30 | #5 |
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25-08-2016, 11:53 | #6 |
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25-08-2016, 11:58 | #7 |
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Ha ha...the kids absolutely loved it!
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25-08-2016, 15:06 | #8 |
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