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Old 22-08-2016, 20:24   #1
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A blonde woman strode angrily into the large store, slapped
a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction.
The clerk asked, "What's the problem? Wouldn't your cat eat them?"
The blonde's brain whirred, and she whispered,
"Do you mean to tell me that 'Pussy Treats' are for cats?"
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Old 22-08-2016, 20:44   #2
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Old 24-08-2016, 20:20   #3
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Old 24-08-2016, 23:29   #4
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A blonde woman strode angrily into the large store, slapped
a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction.
The clerk asked, "What's the problem? Wouldn't your cat eat them?"
The blonde's brain whirred, and she whispered,
"Do you mean to tell me that 'Pussy Treats' are for cats?"
oh briggie! c'mon I'm no that daft!! I thought they were for luring wimps, not for the cat
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Old 25-08-2016, 08:15   #5
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oh briggie! c'mon I'm no that daft!! I thought they were for luring wimps, not for the cat
I think Briggie was just having a blonde moment when he posted this one.lol
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