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Old 24-08-2016, 20:07   #1
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Viagra now comes in a nasal spray formula.

It's specially designed for "Dick Heads".
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Old 24-08-2016, 20:23   #2
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Old 24-08-2016, 20:44   #3
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Old 24-08-2016, 21:34   #4
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Loads of customers must buy that
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Don't forget the eye drops!
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Old 24-08-2016, 22:08   #6
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Don't forget the eye drops!
Only in you look hard enough at boots
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Old 24-08-2016, 22:18   #7
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Only in you look hard enough at boots
Ha haha. Make you look hard

And tablet form. Have to swallow them quick cos they'll give you a stiff neck
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They now giving them to the blokes in old peoples homes......

Stops em rolling out of bed during the night
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They now giving them to the blokes in old peoples homes......

Stops em rolling out of bed during the night
magic
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Old 24-08-2016, 23:31   #10
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I thought it was to give you somewhere to hang your towel
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Old 25-08-2016, 01:09   #11
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