Where did I come from? From an IT perpective.

rustic · 04-06-2016, 11:19

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mother and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mother and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I Was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

wait for it

"YOU HAVE MALE"

zippy656 · 04-06-2016, 11:31

Rustic, I think briggie has hacked your account

Lazy-Ferret · 04-06-2016, 12:33

Good one.

Even Suz laughed at that.

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rustic · 04-06-2016, 16:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippy656

Rustic, I think briggie has hacked your account

No I haven't !!

rustic · 04-06-2016, 16:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by rustic

No I haven't !!

Well if he had he can pay my £10 fee lol....

Monaro Pete · 04-06-2016, 18:50

Good one

04-06-2016, 11:19	#1
rustic Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Staffordshire Vehicle: Maverick Mk I 2.7 TD LWB Posts: 7,825	Where did I come from? From an IT perpective. A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mother and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mother and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I Was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: wait for it "YOU HAVE MALE" __________________ Ford Maverick GLX 1995 2.7TD LWB in illusion silver, 98k miles. Owned since new, for 22 years. Best car I have ever owned. Just wish I could drive it more.

04-06-2016, 11:31	#2
zippy656 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Devizes Wiltshire Vehicle: Nissan Note Ntec 1.5 Posts: 14,137	Rustic, I think briggie has hacked your account

04-06-2016, 12:33	#3
Lazy-Ferret Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Sevenoaks, Kent Vehicle: Terrano 2.7TDi SE Touring Posts: 5,221	Good one. Even Suz laughed at that. Sent from my SM-T705 using Tapatalk

04-06-2016, 18:50	#6
Monaro Pete Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Nr J28 M1 Vehicle: 03 Terrano 2.7 TDi Posts: 995	Good one