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Old 24-02-2016, 21:17   #16
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From what I remember you recanting, in tales past, it's not her that has a razor sharp taste for your manly bits...
But she does have access to the cage door lock, so can let them out too...
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Old 24-02-2016, 21:32   #17
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But she does have access to the cage door lock, so can let them out too...
You probably only have to worry about that if you wake up in the middle of the night and find peanut butter on your "fruit and veg"!
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Old 24-02-2016, 21:35   #18
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You probably only have to worry about that if you wake up in the middle of the night and find peanut butter on your "fruit and veg"!
Worry?? I guess that depends on if the ferrets are out or not...
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Old 24-02-2016, 22:46   #19
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Worry?? I guess that depends on if the ferrets are out or not...
Touche!
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Old 24-02-2016, 23:09   #20
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Old 24-02-2016, 23:24   #21
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Pfft, I still got the "stay out my f*****g way" every month....I think I'm worse than most....I knows hows to use power tools!



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Old 25-02-2016, 10:00   #22
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[QUOTE=melissachel.....I knows hows to use power tools!



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Old 25-02-2016, 10:12   #23
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I want to know what she means by "power tools"

We may be on the totally wrong page here
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Presumably she means electric drills & angle grinders
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Worry?? I guess that depends on if the ferrets are out or not...
I have no idea what any of this means (and, by the sounds of it, might not want to!) but it's making me smile!
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I have no idea what any of this means (and, by the sounds of it, might not want to!) but it's making me smile!


You may want to sit down, cross your legs tightly... I mean very tightly and then have a read of this...

All will become clear... well the tears will be clear anyway!!!

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Just made myself a chicken and cottage cheese wrap to sit down and read that with and almost choked, laughing so hard. You set the scene so brilliantly.

I had a similar experience with an ex-girlfriend's cat's claw once and that was painful enough, so I don't want to even begin to imagine how painful a ferret's teeth were
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I want to know what she means by "power tools"

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Ha Ha, grinders, drills etc not the womanly type....I've got a man for that

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Need to meet the guy the lucky ****er!!!!

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