help needed

briggie · 10-11-2015, 13:02

I'm reaching out on behalf of a friend of mine who needs some help!
His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection.
When he came back he handed her some diet pills.
Anyway, he's looking for a place to live. Can you help him ?

emjaybee · 10-11-2015, 13:55

Better than the frog one!

Lazy-Ferret · 10-11-2015, 14:04

briggie · 10-11-2015, 18:48

I actually got banned from a amateur radio group on facebook for telling this joke

emjaybee · 10-11-2015, 19:45

You've got to be kidding me!

Just as well you didn't tell them some of your other ones.

They'd have had you hung, drawn, and quartered.

rustic · 10-11-2015, 19:48

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Originally Posted by emjaybee

You've got to be kidding me!

Just as well you didn't tell them some of your other ones.

They'd have had you hung, drawn, and quartered.

They've modified his rig now, it can only receive lol....

jims-terrano · 10-11-2015, 20:10

I reckon his twig got snapped

briggie · 10-11-2015, 21:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by jims-terrano

I reckon his twig got snapped

you just wait till I get my yagi up jim

bry · 11-11-2015, 09:46

I never mention weight to wifey,That way i stay away from A&E.

Dave_Askham · 11-11-2015, 10:57

When the other half was about 8 Months pregnant with our first child, we were laid in bed one morning whilst she was holding her belly and moaning about being fat... without a second thought I yelled out.......

"THAR SHE BLOWS"

To say the 'joke' was not well received would be somewhat of an understatement.....

10-11-2015, 13:02	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	help needed I'm reaching out on behalf of a friend of mine who needs some help! His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection. When he came back he handed her some diet pills. Anyway, he's looking for a place to live. Can you help him ?

10-11-2015, 13:55	#2
emjaybee Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Oxfordshire Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door. Posts: 1,536	Better than the frog one!

10-11-2015, 14:04	#3
Lazy-Ferret Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Sevenoaks, Kent Vehicle: Terrano 2.7TDi SE Touring Posts: 5,221

10-11-2015, 18:48	#4
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	I actually got banned from a amateur radio group on facebook for telling this joke

10-11-2015, 19:45	#5
emjaybee Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Oxfordshire Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door. Posts: 1,536	You've got to be kidding me! Just as well you didn't tell them some of your other ones. They'd have had you hung, drawn, and quartered.

10-11-2015, 20:10	#7
jims-terrano Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: UK Posts: 12,965	I reckon his twig got snapped

11-11-2015, 09:46	#9
bry Senior Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: South Yorkshire.. Vehicle: Nissan Terrano MK 2 SE Posts: 1,757	I never mention weight to wifey,That way i stay away from A&E.

11-11-2015, 10:57	#10
Dave_Askham Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: North Lincolnshire Vehicle: 05 Terrano 2.7 LWB Posts: 60	When the other half was about 8 Months pregnant with our first child, we were laid in bed one morning whilst she was holding her belly and moaning about being fat... without a second thought I yelled out....... "THAR SHE BLOWS" To say the 'joke' was not well received would be somewhat of an understatement.....